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Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« on: February 21, 2009, 05:42:42 PM »

Offline BigAlTheFuture

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks under his bed for Roy Hobbs.

Roy Hobbs can sneeze with his eyes open.

Roy Hobbs uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.

Roy Hobbs CAN believe its not butter.

Every time Roy Hobbs post on Celticsblog, he gets a TP.

Roy Hobbs ordered a whopper at McDonalds.. and got one.

Roy Hobbs will bailout the economy once he's good and ready.

People yell out "Kobe!" whenever they shoot, people yell out "Roy Hobbs!" whenever they post on Celticsblog.

Roy Hobbs can predict who will score the most points in any NBA game, that's why he always wins the +/- thread.


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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 05:45:42 PM »

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oh, this could be fun.
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 05:56:05 PM »

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coach norman dale learned everything from roy hobbs
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 05:57:50 PM »

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Everybody loves Roy



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Re: Roy Hobbs Facts Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 06:00:57 PM »

Offline BigAlTheFuture

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Whenever Celticsblog shuts down, it usually means Roy Hobbs is on vacation.
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 06:01:18 PM »

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Roy Hobbs's computer. Roy Hobbs is always in control.

Roy Hobbs is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Roy Hobbs has allowed to live.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »

Offline BigAlTheFuture

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Garnett will ONLY be out 2-3 weeks because he doesn't want to make Roy Hobbs mad.
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 06:23:20 PM »

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Roy Hobbes doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2009, 06:29:25 PM »

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Roy Hobb's team in the Celticsblog Draft was so dominate because everybody was scared to reject his trade offers.
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2009, 06:30:11 PM »

Offline Casperian

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Roy Hobbs counted to Infinity...twice.

Proof: The Salary Cap Thread

http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=20970.0
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 06:30:20 PM »

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Roy Hobbes is actually Bill Brasky

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 06:32:11 PM »

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Alex Rodriguez is not on steroids. Roy Hobbs just breathed on him.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 06:40:37 PM »

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Roy Hobbs broke into the major leagues as a 35 year old rookie with the Brooklyn Knights.  He hit a home run in the ninth inning of the last game of the season to win the pennant for the Knights.

(You guys crack me up.)
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2009, 06:57:47 PM »

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Roy Hobbs is one of only a few people who can ban you from the celticsblog forums.  He's the only one who can punch you in the back of the face.
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 07:13:13 PM »

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Roy Hobbs, the man every man wants to be and the man every woman wants to be with.

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