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3 Party's first words to Starbury IF he ever wears green
« on: February 18, 2009, 12:46:18 PM »

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Another thread inspired me to start this one.  What would be the first words out of the mouth of PP, KG and Ray to Marbury if he did become a Celtic?  One or two sentences, please, and have fun.

"Ever hear of Siberia?  Yeah, you [expletive] this up and you'll wake up there underground in a pine box."

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 12:48:30 PM »

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"welcome to the celtics."
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 12:49:18 PM »

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Re: 3 Party's first words to Starbury IF he ever wears green
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 12:51:08 PM »

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"welcome to the celtics."
You guys are so cordial.  You might be exactly right, though.  They might offer to rebound for him and help him get the cobwebs out...and THEN the defensive drills with  Thibs will begin.

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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 12:52:39 PM »

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"welcome to the celtics."
You guys are so cordial.  You might be exactly right, though.  They might offer to rebound for him and help him get the cobwebs out...and THEN the defensive drills with  Thibs will begin.

we have to stay within limits of blog rules.  i think they are cordial at first, then at the first sight of any potential problems, kg will rip him a new one

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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 12:54:27 PM »

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they strip him down and duct tape him to a telephone pole.

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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 12:55:09 PM »

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they strip him down and duct tape him to a telephone pole.

then point and laugh at his tattoo on his skull ;)

Re: 3 Party's first words to Starbury IF he ever wears green
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 01:00:04 PM »

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They tell him he can be known as the missing piece that complemented a championship team, or the talent that never accomplished anything. 

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 01:04:36 PM »

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Another thread inspired me to start this one.  What would be the first words out of the mouth of PP, KG and Ray to Marbury if he did become a Celtic?  One or two sentences, please, and have fun.

"Ever hear of Siberia?  Yeah, you [expletive] this up and you'll wake up there underground in a pine box."

I don't think threatening him is the way to go.  He would probably resent it and make things bad for the team.  Would be better to play nice and let him know he is needed to win a championship.
"If somebody would have told you when he was playing with the Knicks that Nate Robinson was going to change a big time game and he was going to do it mostly because of his defense, somebody would have got slapped."  Mark Jackson

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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 01:07:58 PM »

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"Here are our jockstraps, here's how we like them cleaned, and here's how we'd like you to carry them when we're not using them."
hahahaha!

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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 01:11:46 PM »

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How about:

"Stephon, this is Coach Thibs.  Coach Thibs, this is Stephon."

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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 01:12:57 PM »

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"Here are our jockstraps, here's how we like them cleaned, and here's how we'd like you to carry them when we're not using them."
I thought that was POB's job?   ;)

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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 03:07:45 PM »

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