The Official Hate on Kobe Bryant Thread!!!

[Celtic]

He is the reason that I am in therapy.

Sincerely,
Lamar Odom

Well, Kobe is known as Therapist. 

(Sorry, probably not setting a good example as a mod.  Let's keep it clean, but rag on Kobe as much as you want, everybody.)

Oh the double standards...

I'll take The Rapists for a thousand!

[Champzilla]

This might be the greatest Thread ever made !!!

[wahz]

Once again, pp outplays him but Kobe will get the headlines for the threes he hit. Meanwhile the mother was 10-29???

Kobe sucks. And pp owns him, which isn't hard since Kobe sucks.

[Tnerb02]

Simply put, I hate Kobe and Sasha sucks too.

Enough said.

[jimmehx]

Kobe got smacked up by Rondo. Game over.

[BigAlTheFuture]

I hate Kobe.   

[BigAlTheFuture]

How many Kobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[illantari]

How many Kobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3.

1 to buy his wife a new ring.
1 for an alibi
and 1 to do the screwing.   

Sorry, was that too far?

[BigAlTheFuture]

How many Kobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3.

1 to buy his wife a new ring.
1 for an alibi
and 1 to do the screwing.   

Sorry, was that too far?

Kobe screws in top dollar Colorado resorts, not lightbulbs! Muhahaha.

[bookerman20]

Can't stand him....
I despise him even more when they debate who's better....Kobe or MJ.
I'll be telling myself..."For real, are they serious?!?!?!  Everything he does is what MJ does, everything.  Well maybe except for raping,losing Finals, and getting rid of 7-footers that are taking away his pub."

Kobe is nothing more to me than a wannabe Jordan. 
Matter of fact he's David Stern's very own evil Jordan clone. 

[celticinorlando]

POS.....NO MEANS NO KOBE

[Redz]

When Kobe sits around the house...He sits AROUND the house

Wait, that's a fat joke...

Uhhh...Kobe is a big stupid poo-poo head with no moral fiber and the all the charisma of a glass of flat soda water.

Kobe's Momma doesn't even like him.

His dad is a jelly bean, but Kobe's got no sweetness.  If he was a gourmet jelly bean, he'd be the one you tasted and said "Echhhh, what the hell did they make that flavor for.  That's awful."

Kobe's the kind of guy who farts and blames it on the cat (everyone knows to blame it on the dog).

Kobe skipped college because he already had an honorary degree in Jerkology.

[BigAlTheFuture]

The reason Kobe's wife goes to games with him is because she doesn't want to kiss him goodbye. Get it? Cause he so ugly. Ahaha. You get it?!

[kw10]

I hate Kobe.

Kobe sucks.

[EJPLAYA]

Smug little Edited for profanity.  Please do not do it again.... I wanted to smack him in that post game interview. Maybe we could get Jeff Xavier's brother to come out of the stands one game and give him the beat down?!