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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2009, 05:47:41 PM »

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2009, 05:52:12 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

How do I explain to this spammer how he got it wrong?

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I have visited your page and I think that the "Celtic Friends Network"
could be of interest to you and/or your website visitors. Visit us at
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Here are a few things that may interest you:
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2009, 05:52:53 PM »

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You beat me to it Redz.

Dear Edgar,

I still don't know what to do. And since dumping isn't an option, I seek further advice.

Regards, maestro with a cigarette in hand.

TP Redz and IP, hilarious stuff.


Dear Maestro

Use this t shirts and tell me if this works




Saludos

Edgar


(P.s. did I ever told u some of this aswers will be borderline badtaste as acid but good hearted)  :-[   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2009, 05:54:52 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Where the hell are you?

Inquiring minds are awaiting your answers.

Hugs and kisses,

Redz  :-*

(man I hope you enjoy this as much as the rest of us are)  ;D

dear Redz

here

Next

Edgar


p.s. I love it. thanks   :-[
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Just a question that's been keeping me up at nights. If a Native American warrior, an Olmec warrior, an Aztec warrior, a Mayan warrior, and an Incan warrior all got into a Mixed Martial Arts Octagon and had a fight to the death, who would be crowned the Western Hemisphere's Baddest Bad Ass Ancient Warrior?

Thanks
Nick



Dear Nick

Ask how caupolican dies  ;)
then u will have your answer

Saludos

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2009, 06:03:15 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Darth Vader v Gandalf - put us out of our misery and tells us who wins.

Regards, maestro with the one ring in hand.


Dear Maestro

Prime time Gandalf vrs prime time vader
technical draw.

but i dare anyone to guess who the agent capable of bring those two together is

U got it




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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2009, 06:07:44 PM »

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Edgar,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

dear jefe

This was answered b4 by a chinesse wise man...whose name i cant remember


I love it by the way
thanks for this question  ;D


It depends on three factors:


The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

It depends on how good his dentures are!

A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

Um....... 23????

Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.


Saludos

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »

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Dear Edgar,


WHERE"S MY COFFEE??!!??

Yours Humbly
Nick


dear Nick

will be ready soon...

 ;D

Saludos

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2009, 06:20:43 PM »

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best thread ever

Edgar, how is it that you are so awesome?  Please answer only in binary code or smoke signals.



Dear Jeff
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2009, 06:24:48 PM »

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Edgar,

Zone or man-to-man?


Dear Andy Jick

Theres no way u are going to make me answer Man to man

 :-*

Saludos

Edgar  ;D
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2009, 06:25:05 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Why are you my hero?

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2009, 06:27:13 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

How do I explain to this spammer how he got it wrong?

Quote
I have visited your page and I think that the "Celtic Friends Network"
could be of interest to you and/or your website visitors. Visit us at
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

Here are a few things that may interest you:
You can create a personal page and post links back to your site.
You can create blogs that origionate from a Celtic site.
You can join in on the discussions in our forums.
You can post music & videos.
You can make friends and build better business relations.
You can visit the pages of top Celtic artists and craftsmen.
And much more!

Peace be the journey,
Shane Clark
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

(note, Shane Clark is of no relation to me)

Dear Jeff

Answer him like this

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Dear Shane
you dont have
Ask Edgar there

Saludos

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2009, 06:28:21 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Who has more potential, Gerald Green, Patrick O'Bryant, or the guy bagging groceries at my local supermarket?

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »

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ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2009, 06:32:47 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Why are you my hero?

Dear T


Saludos and thanks

Edgar
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