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Ask Edgar
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:14:44 PM »

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Post any and all questions for Edgar here.  He will answer questions promptly, in multiple languages, and with utter disregard for accuracy or political correctness.

I'll start:
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Dear Edgar,

My deli secretly replaced the chives in the cream cheese with scallions.  Should I be concerned?

Sincerely,

Chivey in Chatham

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 05:17:06 PM »

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This is awesome.


Dear Edgar: My dog always used to love a little bit of beer in his doggie bowl. Recently, he got a taste of some margarita by stealing it off the table. What should I be more concerned about, that my dog seemingly likes margaritas more than beer now, or that he gets up on the table?

Thanks,
Dudes Don't Drink 'Ritas

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like that is always lethal." - Evan 'The God' Turner

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »

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You beat me to it Redz.

Dear Edgar,

I still don't know what to do. And since dumping isn't an option, I seek further advice.

Regards, maestro with a cigarette in hand.

TP Redz and IP, hilarious stuff.

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Where the hell are you?

Inquiring minds are awaiting your answers.

Hugs and kisses,

Redz  :-*

(man I hope you enjoy this as much as the rest of us are)  ;D

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 05:31:01 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Just a question that's been keeping me up at nights. If a Native American warrior, an Olmec warrior, an Aztec warrior, a Mayan warrior, and an Incan warrior all got into a Mixed Martial Arts Octagon and had a fight to the death, who would be crowned the Western Hemisphere's Baddest Bad Ass Ancient Warrior?

Thanks
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2009, 05:35:10 PM »

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Dear Edgar,

Darth Vader v Gandalf - put us out of our misery and tells us who wins.

Regards, maestro with the one ring in hand.

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2009, 05:36:50 PM »

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Edgar,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 05:38:38 PM »

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Dear all

It will be my pleasure to join this thread will all of u
and share your problems, sentiment, wishes, doubts and specially stupid questions
u will have
I will love to answer every one of u
So yes...just come here and trust Edgar
He knows.....


So Lets start........ ;D
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 05:39:53 PM »

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Dear Edgar,


WHERE"S MY COFFEE??!!??

Yours Humbly
Nick

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 05:40:05 PM »

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Dear all

It will be my pleasure to join this thread will all of u
and share your problems, sentiment, wishes, doubts and specially stupid questions
u will have
I will love to answer every one of u
So yes...just come here and trust Edgar
He knows.....


So Lets start........ ;D

Impart your wisdom upon us

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 05:42:04 PM »

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Post any and all questions for Edgar here.  He will answer questions promptly, in multiple languages, and with utter disregard for accuracy or political correctness.

I'll start:
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Dear Edgar,

My deli secretly replaced the chives in the cream cheese with scallions.  Should I be concerned?

Sincerely,

Chivey in Chatham

Dear Chivey in Chatam

No way a scallion is trustable, i know some
let them know u know and black mail them
unless they go back to chivey

Saludos

Edgar
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 05:43:03 PM »

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Don't want to derail what will probably become one of this site's best threads, but isn't it amazing the creativity on this site in regards to making threads when there's a complete lack of anything to talk about because the Celtics are on another winning streak and another thread about "Wow, they really played great last night" just won't cut it?

Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2009, 05:43:52 PM »

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best thread ever

Edgar, how is it that you are so awesome?  Please answer only in binary code or smoke signals.
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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2009, 05:45:06 PM »

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Don't want to derail what will probably become one of this site's best threads, but isn't it amazing the creativity on this site in regards to making threads when there's a complete lack of anything to talk about because the Celtics are on another winning streak and another thread about "Wow, they really played great last night" just won't cut it?

I'm pretty much out of ways to express disappointment in Tony Allen, or coming up with reasons why Scal deserves or doesn't deserve PT...I'll just let Edgar speak for me..It's so much easier!

I reckon this will have Edgar in his rightful place on the TP chart in no time  ;D

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Re: Ask Edgar
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 05:46:02 PM »

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This is awesome.


Dear Edgar: My dog always used to love a little bit of beer in his doggie bowl. Recently, he got a taste of some margarita by stealing it off the table. What should I be more concerned about, that my dog seemingly likes margaritas more than beer now, or that he gets up on the table?

Thanks,
Dudes Don't Drink 'Ritas

Dear
Dudes dont drink ritas

Its just ok to like margaritas, one or two from time to time
you just HAVE to start worrying as soon as he start sitting like this


Saludos

Edgar
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