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Funny NBA Quotes
« on: January 19, 2009, 02:39:41 PM »

Offline silvershamrocker

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Hilarious... This is a must read.  ;D


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ROFL at the Ricky Davis quote.  ;D ;D ;D
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TP this is great. This is the best one:

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“I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score.” — Ricky Davis. Yeah, the Cavs really blew that one, didn’t they?

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 03:18:26 PM »

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Did anyone read the KG quote? It is HEEL-AIR-I-US.

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“Yeah, I’m a little surprised. But nowadays, with snipers and Bin Ladens running around, don’t nothing really surprise me anymore. Kind of messed up to say, but, somebody told me they seen a flying monkey. There is flying monkeys, too! Flying squirrels and all kinds of (stuff). Doesn’t nothing surprise me these days.” — Kevin Garnett, on whether he was surprised that the Timberwolves didn’t sell out against Micheal Jordan and the Wizards.

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“Yeah, I’m a little surprised. But nowadays, with snipers and Bin Ladens running around, don’t nothing really surprise me anymore. Kind of messed up to say, but, somebody told me they seen a flying monkey. There is flying monkeys, too! Flying squirrels and all kinds of (stuff). Doesn’t nothing surprise me these days.” — Kevin Garnett, on whether he was surprised that the Timberwolves didn’t sell out against Micheal Jordan and the Wizards.

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Excellent.  TP and thanks for posting, silvershamrocker.

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