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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #90 on: December 15, 2008, 06:04:36 PM »

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If Le is The in english
or        El in spanish
what is Bron?


without flinching, without turning a hair ??
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #91 on: December 15, 2008, 06:54:31 PM »

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The secret ingredient to Gatorade is LeBron's blood, sweat, and tears.

Lebron James doesn't cry.

Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #92 on: December 15, 2008, 08:27:17 PM »

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Have you heard of the butterfly effect?  A butterfly flaps its wings in New York and causes a hurricance in Thailand.  The Lebron James effect is similar:  Lebron James dunks a ball in Cleveland and forty women in Australia get pregnant.

The Cleveland Clinic opened a new Lebron James Crossover Memorial wing.  It deals exclusively in broken ankles.

Lebron James can grab a dollar bill off the top of the backboard.  When he lands, it's a twenty.

The powder Lebron James tosses into the air in his pre-game ritual is actually the crushed bones of his enemies.

Lebron James once shot a man.  David Stern had him arrested for stealing bullets.


Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2008, 08:45:04 PM »

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Lebron is actually Jeff, or is the other way around...either way
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #94 on: December 15, 2008, 09:34:50 PM »

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the real reason God rested on the seventh day...

...on the sixth day He created Lebron - and it wore Him out.
"It was easier to know it than to explain why I know it."

Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #95 on: December 16, 2008, 03:11:10 PM »

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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #96 on: December 16, 2008, 03:19:50 PM »

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WOW...apparently he's human afterall:

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/plaindealer/index.ssf?/base/sports-9/1229419886268060.xml&coll=2
blasphemer!

Lebron's charities are so charitable they rendered all other charities moot.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2008, 04:28:07 PM »

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LeBron is soo good he can catch a shoe in the air and send it back to the reporters face.  ::)
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