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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #60 on: December 14, 2008, 12:43:06 PM »

Offline Binky-King

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Quote from: BrickJames on December 14, 2008, 09:51:46 AM
There is no "Donaghy Scandal".  All he did was bet on LeBron.

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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #61 on: December 14, 2008, 01:58:39 PM »

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it is now called Lebron-ade...
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #62 on: December 14, 2008, 03:22:51 PM »

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There are no Lebron commercials, just television breaks from Lebron.



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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #63 on: December 14, 2008, 03:24:08 PM »

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LeBron James knew who the Mole was before the show even started.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #64 on: December 14, 2008, 03:29:24 PM »

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Lebron brought new meaning to the phrase "Cant Touch This" when he played it for the NBA Referees.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #65 on: December 14, 2008, 03:39:24 PM »

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Quote from: greg683x on December 14, 2008, 03:22:51 PM
There are no Lebron commercials, just television breaks from Lebron.



LOL.  I had to hand out a bunch of TPs to Redz, Brickjames, and Andy Jick.

Brick... I know what 1337 is.  That's because I AM 1337.



Lebron James can win a playoff series in 3 games.

Lebron James can dunk it off the opposing team's backboard.

Lebron James can score a 3 from the free throw line.

Lebron James can beat you in a game of horse even if you only miss once.

Lebron James is averaging a league leading 46 minutes per game.  Those are Lebron Minutes.  He's averaging 84 human minutes.

When Paul Pierce fouled Lebron James, David Stern threw a flag and called roughing the passer.

Lebron James entered the league at the age of 18, 17 years and four months after losing his virginity.

Lebron James once dunked so hard when he came down he was in the Jurassic era.

Lebron James beat the aliens from space jam without any help from the loony toons.

Lebron James' milkshake brings all the boys to the hard.  [dang] right, it's better than yours.  He could teach you, but you'd have to be the greatest basketball player in the universe.

Lebron James will win coach of the year.  This year.

Lebron James' salary is a better deal than Geico car insurance.

If you rearrange the letters in Lebron James' name, it spells BOOMSHAKALAKA.

Lebron James flies in the house of Mutombo.

You don't call plays for Lebron James.  You recommend them.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #66 on: December 14, 2008, 03:48:17 PM »

Offline KCattheStripe

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LeBron James wasn't born a king, at the age of five he invented a time machine and killed Charlemagne.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2008, 03:53:08 PM »

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Lebron James gets Allen Iverson to practice on time.....no fancy punch line, thats just f-ing amazing.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2008, 08:05:07 PM »

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Lebron James is the piano player for those "Where _______________ Happens" NBA commercials...
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #69 on: December 14, 2008, 08:23:42 PM »

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When Lebron goes to free agency he is going to command every last penny the league has, right down to the popcorn vendor's minimum wage paycheck, and when he's got that he's going to shake David Stern upside down to see if he's got any loose change in his pockets.  Salary cap be [dang]ed.  All others will play for free willingly so the league may still be blessed by the King of Basketball.
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #70 on: December 14, 2008, 08:52:23 PM »

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[img width= height=]http://www.clublebron.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lebron-james-23-birthday-big.jpg[/img]

He's already counted to infinity!....Twice!
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #71 on: December 14, 2008, 10:03:19 PM »

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Quote from: greg683x on December 14, 2008, 08:52:23 PM
[img width= height=]http://www.clublebron.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lebron-james-23-birthday-big.jpg[/img]

He's already counted to infinity!....Twice!

Lebron James is so good he cut off his right thumb...when asked why, he said, "because i can..."
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #72 on: December 14, 2008, 10:35:07 PM »

Offline Andy Jick

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Jerry West has a Lebron James silhouette insignia sticker on the backboard in his driveway...
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #73 on: December 14, 2008, 10:45:01 PM »

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Lebron once saved a kitten from a burning apartment in the projects. He bought the cat and its family a nice new house. That cat grew up to be Nobel Prize winner Nelson Mandela.  True story...
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Re: Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!
« Reply #74 on: December 14, 2008, 10:45:52 PM »

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Michael Jordan doesn't wear Air Jordans, he has a pair of LeBrons.
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