Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!

[dark_lord]

yeah, i get it...i just couldn't resist.  so here you go:

Lebron James restored Gordon Gund's sight...and God sent him a thank-you note.

that is just wrong.....but extremely funny

[RebusRankin]

When Chuck Norris needs to be rescued, he calls on LeBron James.

[ReadyFor17]

Lebron's dunk in the Conf. Semis is what caused the crash of Oceanic Flight 815

Lebron James climbed to the top of Mt. Everest without an oxygen mask. At the summit he built a basketball hoop and played a full game of HORSE.

The Y2K bug was actually the fear of having insufficient space on the Internet to account for the birth of The Lebron James Hype Machine.

Lebron James played in the WNBA and broke every league record. In one game.

That last one isn't really hyperbole.

[Steve Weinman]

The Y2K bug was actually the fear of having insufficient space on the Internet to account for the birth of The Lebron James Hype Machine.

That one in particular really got me.  Well played.   

-sw

[ACF]

Barack Obama is really
LeBron James in disguise.

[xmuscularghandix]

"Lebron James needs neither Salmon nor Mashed Potatoes."

"Lebron James is a 100 in NBA live."

"Lebron James can run the triangle offense by himself."

the best 3. i wish i could give 100 tp's.

[Andy Jick]

Lebron James beat Michael Jordan in poker - wearing his visor on backwards...

...In a basketball game of one-on-one?  Well, let's just say Lebron said we need not go there.

[BrickJames]

Best Thread Ever.

LeBron can win a game of 21 with one shot.

When LeBron plays the game of Knock-Out, it's known as Technical Knock-Out.  He wins by running everyone over (and knocking them out).  If you complain about it, you get a technical.

There is no "Donaghy Scandal".  All he did was bet on LeBron.

[BrickJames]

The Y2K bug was actually the fear of having insufficient space on the Internet to account for the birth of The Lebron James Hype Machine.

That one in particular really got me.  Well played.   

-sw

agreed on that one.  Steve - do you really have 'leet' posts or '1337'  and the forum is trying to be smart and translating that to 'leet'.  When you post next, let me know if it goes to '1338'...

Hope this makes sense to someone else out there except me, haha.

[Redz]

Lebron's so good, the Chicago Bulls are unretiring the #23 so they can can re-retire it for Lebron.

[Redz]

He's so good Kobe volunteered to smell his butt.

[Redz]

Lebron once shattered a backboard on a dunk and reassembled all the glass perfectly before he landed.

[BrickJames]

When LeBron throws talc powder into the air, it creates an apparition of the Virgin Mary - every time.  She happens to be his mother.

[Redz]

Lebron's body odor is the smell of success.

[Steve Weinman]

The Y2K bug was actually the fear of having insufficient space on the Internet to account for the birth of The Lebron James Hype Machine.

That one in particular really got me.  Well played.   

-sw

agreed on that one.  Steve - do you really have 'leet' posts or '1337'  and the forum is trying to be smart and translating that to 'leet'.  When you post next, let me know if it goes to '1338'...

Hope this makes sense to someone else out there except me, haha.

Hm, hadn't even noticed that...and as a not particularly computer-oriented guy, I've got no idea what that's all about.  Let's see what happens here...

Also, Redz, that's four beauties right there.  Well done.

-sw