Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!

[Andy Jick]

Lebron James is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Lebron James can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

There is no chin behind Lebron James’ gotee. There is only another fist.

[nba is the worst]

"I thought he was the best player in the NBA last year, and after him I'd go with dwyane wade, and I'd take Pierce over Kobe along with plenty of other players
I can not stand Kobe bryant, hes overrated especially defensively yet gets all these accolades for being a great defesnive player(what a joke)

I disagree with Lebron being the DPOY, thats pretty stupid, but I do agree he's the MVP thus far"

Agree, all the "best player on the planet" hype was ridiculous, particularly given his meager showing in the finals.

Weird how the media wants the labels for individual greatness in a team sport.

[BrickJames]

If LeBron were a matador, the bull wouldn't dare charge into him.  If he did, he'd be called for a foul.

[Schupac]

If LeBron were a matador, the bull wouldn't dare charge into him.  If he did, he'd be called for a foul.

There we go.  They really ought to be basketball related.


Lebron James is going to make the all-star team this year... for the West.

Lebron James can dribble between his legs while doing a hand stand.

Lebron James can run the triangle offense by himself.

Lebron James greases his hands before games to make things more interesting.

Lebron James can make Charles Barkley behave.

As a child, Lebron James broke his leg and was in a wheel chair for three weeks.  He could still dunk over you.

The Cavaliers considered trading Lebron James but couldn't get equal value.  It turns out the 1986 Celtics weren't on the trading block.

Lebron James is a 100 in NBA Live.

Lebron James is to basketball as Chuck Norris is to beard.

If not for Lebron James, the city of Cleveland would crumble into the Pacific Ocean.

[Andy Jick]

When Lebron James plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.  We all hope he finds time to play soon...

[Andy Jick]

Lebron James always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

[blueygreen]

Didn't we start doing this with Paul Pierce last year? I preferred those

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

If LeBron were a matador, the bull wouldn't dare charge into him.  If he did, he'd be called for a foul.

There we go.  They really ought to be basketball related.


Lebron James is going to make the all-star team this year... for the West.

Lebron James can dribble between his legs while doing a hand stand.

Lebron James can run the triangle offense by himself.

Lebron James greases his hands before games to make things more interesting.

Lebron James can make Charles Barkley behave.

As a child, Lebron James broke his leg and was in a wheel chair for three weeks.  He could still dunk over you.

The Cavaliers considered trading Lebron James but couldn't get equal value.  It turns out the 1986 Celtics weren't on the trading block.

Lebron James is a 100 in NBA Live.

Lebron James is to basketball as Chuck Norris is to beard.

If not for Lebron James, the city of Cleveland would crumble into the Pacific Ocean.

This is outstanding stuff... The first post you had too. MAKE THIS IT'S OWN THREAD it's definitely worth it.

That being said, LeBron's grandson is the consensus top pick for the 2009 draft.

[GroverTheClover]

Lebron James let the dogs out.

[BrickJames]

I guess Andy doesn't get the "basketball" part of this...

Cmon Shupac, no TP for me?  

Here are more lame ones from me - nothing tops your "triangle offense" one though I'm still laughing aloud from that.

LeBron James has such great vision that he can see the next possession before it happens.  This often leads him to mistakenly take a shot far too early.

LeBron is right-handed...and left-handed.

LeBron can make a no-look pass while looking.

That's all I got for now...more to come.

[Steve Weinman]

If LeBron were a matador, the bull wouldn't dare charge into him.  If he did, he'd be called for a foul.

Lebron James greases his hands before games to make things more interesting.

The sad part?  He does this one, doesn't he?  The exploding rosin! 

Again, fantastic stuff, Schupac.  You set the bar high with the Lebowski sig and somehow managed to jump over it.

-sw

[Mean Gerald Green]

If LeBron were a matador, the bull wouldn't dare charge into him.  If he did, he'd be called for a foul.

There we go.  They really ought to be basketball related.


Lebron James is going to make the all-star team this year... for the West.

Lebron James can dribble between his legs while doing a hand stand.

Lebron James can run the triangle offense by himself.

Lebron James greases his hands before games to make things more interesting.

Lebron James can make Charles Barkley behave.

As a child, Lebron James broke his leg and was in a wheel chair for three weeks.  He could still dunk over you.

The Cavaliers considered trading Lebron James but couldn't get equal value.  It turns out the 1986 Celtics weren't on the trading block.

Lebron James is a 100 in NBA Live.

Lebron James is to basketball as Chuck Norris is to beard.

If not for Lebron James, the city of Cleveland would crumble into the Pacific Ocean.

Haha that's great stuff. Worthy of a 100th tommy point.

[Schupac]

I guess Andy doesn't get the "basketball" part of this...

Cmon Shupac, no TP for me?  

Here are more lame ones from me - nothing tops your "triangle offense" one though I'm still laughing aloud from that.

LeBron James has such great vision that he can see the next possession before it happens.  This often leads him to mistakenly take a shot far too early.

LeBron is right-handed...and left-handed.

LeBron can make a no-look pass while looking.

That's all I got for now...more to come.

I apologize for my TP reticence.  It has been doled!  I like the court vision joke.

Let's try to keep this one going.  Sadly I'm a bit too inebriated for comic creativity at this point.

Brick, the fate of Lebron James Chuck Norris joke rests on your capable shoulders!

SW/MeanGG thanks guys I try :-)

[FanInTheSouth]

I guess Andy doesn't get the "basketball" part of this...

Cmon Shupac, no TP for me?  

Here are more lame ones from me - nothing tops your "triangle offense" one though I'm still laughing aloud from that.

LeBron James has such great vision that he can see the next possession before it happens.  This often leads him to mistakenly take a shot far too early.

LeBron is right-handed...and left-handed.

LeBron can make a no-look pass while looking.

That's all I got for now...more to come.

I don't know why, but that one really got me.  Great stuff guys (especially you, Schupac), if I wasn't so tired I'd try to come up with a couple myself.  Many TPs were given in this thread.

[Andy Jick]

yeah, i get it...i just couldn't resist.  so here you go:

Lebron James restored Gordon Gund's sight...and God sent him a thank-you note.