Lebron officially the best player in the NBA!

[KCattheStripe]

For what its worth, A commentator, either Hubie Brown or Doug Collins said he was 6-8 274 right now. The 274 seems like too specific a number not to be true. Lebron himself said that he has grown an inch since HS.

LeBron is 7'4" 500 pounds. He is actually this man, who faked his death in 1993 so that he might one day have a professional basketball career. http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/uploads/1/AndreTheGiant014.jpg

[TatteredOnMySleeve]

I thought he was the best player in the NBA last year, and after him I'd go with dwyane wade, and I'd take Pierce over Kobe along with plenty of other players
I can not stand Kobe bryant, hes overrated especially defensively yet gets all these accolades for being a great defesnive player(what a joke)

I disagree with Lebron being the DPOY, thats pretty stupid, but I do agree he's the MVP thus far

[Redz]

Lebron James is seven feet tall, and will consume the Celtics with fire balls from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Wrong thread!  That's from Braveheart

[Schupac]

So can we officially start Lebron James jokes in the same vein as Chuck Norris jokes?

Lebron James once made a 4 point shot.

Lebron James can play zone defense by himself

Lebron James can step on the court during a scuffle and not get suspended (I bet that's actually true).

The Cavs don't lose games.  Sometimes Lebron James chooses not to win.

Lebron James can dunk a bowling ball on a 14 foot basket.

Lebron James had moon shoes surgically implanted into his ankles.

Lebron James can outdunk a dozen cops in a donut shop.

The Cavaliers actually had the #1 and #2 pick in the draft.  They used them both on Lebron James.

Lebron James needs neither Salmon nor Mashed Potatoes.

Lebron James can get an assist and score a basket on the same play

Lebron James plays with 12lb. ankle weights to "make it competitive".

Lebron James was born with a basketball in his hands.  God pity that man's poor mother.

Lebron James can score from half court.  Yeah, we knew that.  But did you know he can score from the 50 yard line too?

Lebron James once had a triple double with blocks, steals and dunks with no regard for human life.  In a quarter.

The only time Lebron James travels is when he gets on an airplane (it's true, just ask the commissioner)


And my favorite...

Zydrunas Ilgauskas is actually a 13 year old girl.  Lebron just makes him look like a center.

[ChampKind]

Lebron once punched a hole in a cow, just so he could see who was comin' up the road!

[Redz]

Hyperbole is truly an understatement when speaking of Lebron.

[BrickJames]

TP x 1000 for Shupac.

[KCattheStripe]

LeBron James was once a water polo champion, but the governing body ruled that walking on water was against the rules.

[action781]

TP x 1000 for Shupac.

OMG I gave 1 i wish i could have given 100

[action781]

For what its worth, A commentator, either Hubie Brown or Doug Collins said he was 6-8 274 right now. The 274 seems like too specific a number not to be true. Lebron himself said that he has grown an inch since HS.

I heard that he was measured at 6-8, 272 lbs in the presesason during a game a few weeks ago.  They put his size into perspective by mentioning that carlos boozer measures 6-9, 260 lbs.  That really really shocked me

[newyorkceltics]

LOL that Lebron > Chuck Norris post by Shupac needs to go on the fanposts or front page even! Put it up there guys!

[BrickJames]

For what its worth, A commentator, either Hubie Brown or Doug Collins said he was 6-8 274 right now. The 274 seems like too specific a number not to be true. Lebron himself said that he has grown an inch since HS.

I heard that he was measured at 6-8, 272 lbs in the presesason during a game a few weeks ago.  They put his size into perspective by mentioning that carlos boozer measures 6-9, 260 lbs.  That really really shocked me

He Got Huge.

[Redz]

Separated at birth

[Steve Weinman]

Lebron James once made a 4 point shot.

He didn't, but Antoine Walker probably did 

Despite my nitpicking there, great, great list Schupac.  Hilarious and worthy of many TPs.

-sw

[Schupac]

   did I really get 29 TPs from that post?  Is it strange that that makes me legitimately, deep down proud? 

Thanks all!