Funny stuff, cdif911.
Ron Ron has always struck me as a guy who craves attention. Be it positive or negative. Heck, sometimes I think he focuses only on the negative.
Some people just cant' help themselves but to act stupid and get in trouble. I think Mr. Artest is one of those people. Sadly, his raw basketball skill should make him a legitimate superstar, and based on talent only, every team in the league would want him. But the guy just can't make sense of himself.
Now me, I'm the exact opposite. I might shoot 50% from the free throw line on a good day. And I occasionally bounce dribbles off my foot. And, to be honest, I probably can't dunk though I've never tried... being 5 foot 7. But I can say, in all honesty, for a rookie minimum I will never miss a day of practice and will never show up to work in a bathrobe.