hey fellas... I had a dream last night that another Batman was coming out. I saw the trailer and it was like... Batman breaking into some military installation... lots of explosions and stuff. And people were excited. They were like "Another Batman! It's like Batman meets Commando!" ... but I was watching the trailer and thinking, "good god what the heck... This aint right. They just came out with The Dark Knight like a month ago."
It was a rival "Batman" movie being directed by Robert Zemeckis. So some people were like "oh snap... Robert Zemeckis? That's kinda tight. He did Back to the Future and Forrest Gump", but the part they didn't mention was that it was being produced by Joel Schumacher... and it was practically a sequel to "Batman and Robin", but being described as "Rambo Batman".
To make matters worse... the guy they cast to play Batman was James Van Der Beek. What the...? James Van Der Beek? It seemed like a ploy to cash in on the success of "The Dark Knight' and it made me think they were going to screw over the entire franchise.
The rationalization for this dream and the entire premise apparently stemmed from my memory of James Bond. Back in 1983 apparently 2 rival James Bond movies came out due to some legal mishap. "Octo
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Although the dream may have also been influenced by hearing about the (now sidelined) "Justice League" project which would have had a brand new person play Batman despite the fact the Nolan/Bale trilogy is not yet completed.
Point is... I had a dream that a Batman movie was coming out in a month starring James Van Der Beek as a militant Batman. Thanks for your time.
"I'm Batman"