Forget all this crap. Let's just sign Darth Vader and be done with it.
Man does not breath in the house of Vader!
Darth Vader at center, talk about intimidating defense.
Steve Perry of Aerosmith at power forward... I think this is obvious.
Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men at the 'small' forward. Talk about adding some toughness.
Gandalf at the shooting guard... LIGHTS OUT!
And Rondo at point, you know, to keep it stable.
6th man is Godzilla, so we can tap into that huge Asian market. Plus, duh, he's green.
Oh yeah, the coach? Leonidas from the 300. I think he'll have some good pre-game speeches. Also, throw in batman. Somewhere, anywhere.