So a few years back, I was reading some really old column on ESPN.com. The column was from like...the mid-late 90s and I found an archive of it--I'm 90% sure it was something by Dr. Jack Ramsay. Anyway, while I was reading, I was just enjoying the layout of the page, because it was so different from what the site looks like now, it was just interesting to contrast what the site had become to what the site used to be.
That's all periphery and not entirely important. The most important part of this story is the part I have only been able to talk about with one other person since I read that column. My best friend and I were having one of those deep conversations that you have in a car driving late at night and I finally just blurted it out. I had kept it unspoken and inside ever since that moment, and since then, I haven't said a word about it.
In the left column of the page, buried after the text of the column finished was a small, postage stamp sized graphic with a picture of a SportsCenter anchor we all know and the text "Win a date with Linda Cohn."
That thought and that image has haunted me ever since I saw it. I couldn't watch SportsCenter when she was anchoring anymore, I honestly had to change the channel. I moved to Korea since then (unrelated), and even now, when I watch highlights on ESPN.com, she'll pop up in them, and I can't watch. I don't know why. Something about that graphic, and that contest, destroyed a part of me.
Just thinking about the context or the reason for that contest being run, I just feel all sorts of messed up inside. It's not that I think Linda Cohn is an unattractive woman per se, but it's just that she's not attractive to me at all, if that makes sense. And having a contest for a date with a non-attractive woman just seemed so sad. I don't want to make any assumptions, because I think that would be really unfair and rude to Linda, but the entire process saddened me in ways that very few things have ever done.
I guess I'm writing this to get it off my chest. I don't know what I hope to accomplish. Maybe some people can laugh at it. Maybe some people can relate to it with another situation. Maybe someone even saw the same thing and thought about it. I don't know. I'm just saying.