Top Ten Signs a Game Is Fixed (Funny)

[silvershamrocker]

Top Ten Signs a Game Is Fixed

10. The game begins 20 minutes before the visiting team arrives.
9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary.
8. The score at the end of the 1st quarter is 179-2.
7. A 3-pointer counts for two if it’s close.
6. One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose.
5. Whenever he’s open, the ref takes a shot.
4. The scoreboard has a disclaimer: all scores approximate.
3. Team loses although it has the lead in points, delegates, and the popular vote.
2. Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat.
1. The Knicks win.


I found this on Forum Blue and Gold in the comments section. #1 cracked me up.

http://www.forumblueandgold.com/2008/06/12/game-4-chat/#comments

[makaveli]

sorry man...plain stupid

[youcanthandlethetruth113]

just simply not funny

[LarBrd33]

... and the #1 sign an NBA game is fixed....    The Lakers win game 6 against the Kings in 2002 to go on to win a *championship*

[Stu]

I thought #4 was pretty funny.

[celticmaestro]

 

[Hrvoje]

Funny and it has a point; enjoy the game and don't make stupid excuses and don't be so suspicious.

[Porky]

I actually liked it. I also like cold toilet seats.

[wdleehi]

1) Kobe goes to the FT line whenever someone within 2 feet of him breathes.

[liam]

Kobe swings an elbow and breaks someones nose and the foul is called on the player with the broken nose for impeding Kobe's progress.

[Chris]

Kobe doesn't complain about a call...

[liam]

Kobe doesn't complain about a call...

Kobe doesn't complain about a call... is a sign of the Apocalypse!

[Celts1485]

5. Whenever he’s open, the ref takes a shot.

I thought this one was funny.  giggled out loud.  Reminded me of the movie little nicky where dana carvey is the ref.