"Wow, Billy boy... Just out of curiosity, do you even know a [dang] thing about the Celtics, Paul Pierce, or NBA basketball in general? No, wait. Nevermind, you're completely right. The same Paul Pierce who was practically body slammed by Amare Stoudemire in a game a few years ago where he had several teeth knocked out and then still came back to play the rest of the game. Or were you referring to the Paul Pierce who was stabbed in the face, neck, and chest and then came back to play that entire season and had a career year. Oh well, either way. you're completely right. Paul Pierce completely faked a knee injury in the NBA Finals just so he could "distract" the Lakers. Did you forget that Pierce had already erased their slim halftime lead when he went down? Sure, Plaschke... That makes all the sense in the world.
By the way, Bill... Get off your knees and zip up Kobe's pants because Kobe didn't fake Paul Pierce out of anything, maybe you should actually watch a [dang] game for once."
There was my rushed e-mail to Billy boy.