ok, enough with the apologies. You ARE the enemy and aside from our mutual respect for exciting and passionate basketball, the assuredly classic matchup, and the rebirth of NBA excitement, we're going to win, and it will be better for America. Let's review:
1. Kobe is the best player (skills) in the NBA. He is an accused rapist and a black-hole of charisma. His occasional selfishness has cost your team at least two championships, and makes him exceptionally hard to root for.
2. Lamar Odom can't hang with KG. You know this, we know this. For the eleven threes which Lamar will bag during this series, KG will own him in the post every game, and when necessary, Posey will shut him down on the boards and the perimeter.
3. Gasol is soft, and he's not even actually your boy. C'mon, you don't even love Gasol. Face it, he's foreign, gimpy, soft and even though he may be well suited to the triangle, you know he ain't clutch.
4. Derek Fisher rocks. I'll give you this. He knows his role, and I think he is a critical, if not THE critical leader on this team.
5. Ronny Turiaf is no Perkins. They share a lot in common in style, but Perk is twice the talent Turiaf is.
6. Flaky white guys. Vujacic? Air Radmanovic? You're hoping they out-shoot Jesus, Cassel, Posey and House? Hmmmm... I like the Green there.
7. Wild Cards: You got Farmar, We've got Rondo. You've got Walton, we've got PJ, each equally capable of disappearing.
So I ask, where is your edge? Kobe is THAT much better? His selfish decisions have cost your team time and time again. His ego is already being massaged by the media (smug Sunday conversation, fake altruism and modesty), ugh, just disgusting. We'll wait and see, but I think you should come to the light side, leave your scummy remains and root for the good guys.